Chinaman Suicide Bomber?
Chinaman Suicide Bomber? You’d have to actually be receiving presents from Santa in-person before a chinaman becomes a suicide bomber. These are some reasons why:
1) If a chinaman got his hands on a cache of bombs or weapons, he’d rather sell it for a hefty sum of $$ than use it on himself.
2) If a chinaman was promised 7 virgins in heaven, here are few adverse outcomes to this option :-
a) He’d ask to see them first (which we all know will not be possible),
b) He probably already had more than 7 virgins on Earth, and more to come,
c) He wouldn’t want them in heaven cos there’s no prostitution in heaven and he can’t be their pimp there,
d) He’d rather have many more non-virgins than just 7 virgins, and
e) He’d try to bargain for more than just 7 virgins (which he won’t get)…
4) He’s too selfish to blow himself up just so that his family members can receive payment and enjoy at his expense.
5) He’d take payment for the job and hire a non-chinaman to do it instead.
6) He’s not so stupid, and lastly
7) He’d tell you to go shove the bomb up your own a$$.
So there you have it. That explains why a chinaman will never be a suicide bomber. You don’t have to agree with me, but I’m sure glad chinaman ain’t blowing themselves up.
